The Court Ship! Folks, after years of trial and error, we know exactly what those ravenous pinheads out there on the other side of the goggle-box crave in their mindless escapism. Idiots! Conflict! Contests of “skill”! Elimination rounds! Romance with multiple suitors vying for the affection of one worthless slob! Exotic venues! Am I right? It always works! Say it’s a bitchy faux judge hurling insults at witless litigants in a mock courtroom, or a psycho chef bellowing at hapless cooking contestants, or unlikeable people being stranded on islands and told to re-enact Lord of the Flies, or bachelorettes being plunged … Continue reading My Pitch for TV’s Greatest Reality Show Ever, For Sure