Are you as excited as I am to see what The Trumpinator does to breach protocol this time? He’s already called Meghan Markle “nasty”! Perhaps when they’re out reviewing the Household Cavalry he’ll slap Her Royal Highness on her Queenly bum! “Nice little rump you have there, Your Majesty”, he’ll say, and she’ll smile quietly to herself. Then it’s off to the commemoration of the 75th anniversary of D-Day, where he’s sure to hit all the right notes! If the organizers are clever, they’ll make sure that all sorts of military hardware flies over and drives by, Donny loves that stuff. It’s sort of like a pacifier, except very much more expensive, but you know, you do what you gotta do. Here Donny, look, it’s a great big tank! Vroom vroom! Ka-bang!! Shoot the gun, shoot the gun!!
Maybe he’ll hobnob with Boris and Nigel! Oh, I’m buying a big tub of popcorn for this one.